HIGHLIGHTS OF BANGKOK

• Naz was mistaken as a Thai very often, as a Pakistani by a cabby and as a SOUTH AFRICAN by a Japanese.
• Patpong sucks. The Tiger/ Thai Girl show was a total scam, a total disappointment.
  We only saw an ugly and fat dancer (who can't dance) extracting a string of fake flowers from her pussy. We were charged 100baht (S$4) for that, then 700baht for 2 cans of coke, and 200baht was snatched by the trannies and female hostesses in bikinis! And, Naz was touched and offered a blow job by one of the trannies!
• Faboulous roadside stall food. Supper on Thurs night was the best supper I've ever had!
• A&W, very cheap Mac's and KFC!
• Suan Lam beer garden serves good & cheeeeaaaappp drinks.
• We both got darker! Poor Naz.
• Countless of "Are u guys married?" question from the locals.
• The lighter vendor who moaned repeatedly while showing us the moaning lighters he sells.
• The pedestrains and traffic is mad; traffic lights are not of good use, everyone moves on red light!
• We walked so much, Naz's right knee busted on him. Then his left knee got kissed by a car while crossing the road. Ouch.
  
  Shopping in Siam
  
  
• Khao San Rd is the best thing in Bangkok!
  
  
  
• Siam Square is worth a go.
  
  
• The tricky tuktuk drivers with their gasoline sponsors.
  
  
  In the tuktuk
  
  
• Temple of the Dawn (the landmark of Bangkok, we were told) is really quite nice.
  
  
  
  Ferry to the Temple of Dawn
  
  
• Floating market at Ratchaburi wasn't as exciting or nice as I thought but nevertheless, it was a good experience (we were so determined to go there!)
  
  
  
  On the loop-sided boat (towards Naz's side) to the floating market

MUM'S MONKEY

This cute monkey wears my necklace and my sunglasses.

The same monkey has its hair brushed up with my sunglasses.


"It's like you. That's what you always do what,' says my beloved mummy, "so I took this picture and put it as your photo id in my handphone."

My dear mum almost made me died laughing in disbelief. This is the same monkey that costs my mum 70 bucks just cause it looks sad.

THE NEXT PHASE

I only found out about the confinement 8 hours before it was scheduled.
Just hours before, I was convinced about the deteoriation and so it somehow reduced the "guilt".

Although the mutual indulgence in individual fun had been blatant and consistent, surprisingly, I felt an enormous sense of loss then.

How will things proceed on this side?

AN AFTERNOON CHAT WITH MY BEST FRIEND

s h a r o n. says:
u like kiwi?
Get busy. says:
yes
Get busy. says:
u scoop or slice it?
s h a r o n. says:
scoop
s h a r o n. says:
like how we were 'taught' in pri sch
s h a r o n. says:
haha
Get busy. says:
but i like eat it sliced
s h a r o n. says:
oh.. i dunno how to do that so i chose the easiest way out
Get busy. says:
how can u not noe?
Get busy. says:
just peel it den slice lor
s h a r o n. says:
i dunno how to remove the skin
s h a r o n. says:
i dun even skin my apples
s h a r o n. says:
i duno how to remove the core too
s h a r o n. says:
haha
Get busy. says:
i cut
Get busy. says:
huh i eat the core ley'
Get busy. says:
its so soft
s h a r o n. says:
got seed la!
s h a r o n. says:
& those stupid stuff that cant be swallowed!
Get busy. says:
huhhh
Get busy. says:
i normally cut half, den use spoon scoop untill super clean ley
Get busy. says:
and i swallow the rest
s h a r o n. says:
anyway i dont quite like apples
s h a r o n. says:
depends on my mood.
s h a r o n. says:
scoop?!
Get busy. says:
why are u talking about apple??????
s h a r o n. says:
FUCK U MAN JOANNE
Get busy. says:
ahahhahahahahahahhahaha
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s h a r o n. joanne eats the core of apples and scoops its flesh with a spoon! says:
i was thinking how u SCOOP APPLES!!!!
Sharon removes kiwi seeds before eating them. says:
hahahahahahahha and i was thinking why u have to remove kiwi seeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharon removes kiwi seeds before eating them. says:
that was when i was truly amazed by the way u "eat kiwi"
s h a r o n. joanne eats the core of apples! says:
how to remove?>!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharon removes kiwi seeds before eating them. says:
i was thinking y u so patient
s h a r o n. joanne eats the core of apples then scoops its flesh with a spoon! says:
its really hilarious man
s h a r o n. joanne eats the core of apples then scoops its flesh with a spoon! says:
e learning of each other's [odd]habit & the discovery of e truth!


my dear best friend, i love you, i love you, i love you for making my day!