HIGHLIGHTS OF BANGKOK

• Naz was mistaken as a Thai very often, as a Pakistani by a cabby and as a SOUTH AFRICAN by a Japanese.
• Patpong sucks. The Tiger/ Thai Girl show was a total scam, a total disappointment.
  We only saw an ugly and fat dancer (who can't dance) extracting a string of fake flowers from her pussy. We were charged 100baht (S$4) for that, then 700baht for 2 cans of coke, and 200baht was snatched by the trannies and female hostesses in bikinis! And, Naz was touched and offered a blow job by one of the trannies!
• Faboulous roadside stall food. Supper on Thurs night was the best supper I've ever had!
• A&W, very cheap Mac's and KFC!
• Suan Lam beer garden serves good & cheeeeaaaappp drinks.
• We both got darker! Poor Naz.
• Countless of "Are u guys married?" question from the locals.
• The lighter vendor who moaned repeatedly while showing us the moaning lighters he sells.
• The pedestrains and traffic is mad; traffic lights are not of good use, everyone moves on red light!
• We walked so much, Naz's right knee busted on him. Then his left knee got kissed by a car while crossing the road. Ouch.
  
  Shopping in Siam
  
  
• Khao San Rd is the best thing in Bangkok!
  
  
  
• Siam Square is worth a go.
  
  
• The tricky tuktuk drivers with their gasoline sponsors.
  
  
  In the tuktuk
  
  
• Temple of the Dawn (the landmark of Bangkok, we were told) is really quite nice.
  
  
  
  Ferry to the Temple of Dawn
  
  
• Floating market at Ratchaburi wasn't as exciting or nice as I thought but nevertheless, it was a good experience (we were so determined to go there!)
  
  
  
  On the loop-sided boat (towards Naz's side) to the floating market